Crazy Liberals Declare War On Dogs?

This is PAW-sitively insane!

In the latest attack on American values, liberal activists are now blaming dogs—yes, dogs—for environmental destruction.

Mother Jones, a far-left magazine, recently republished a report from The Guardian that claims dogs are secretly harming the planet. According to the article, our furry companions are now considered “environmental villains,” contributing to climate change, polluting ecosystems, and even threatening wildlife.

Dogs Blamed for Wildlife Decline and “Carbon Footprints”

The report centers on a collection of studies, mostly out of Australia, which allege that dogs:

• Disturb native wildlife, including deer, foxes, and birds
• Contribute to the collapse of animal colonies (like penguins in Tasmania)
• Spread pesticides from flea and tick medication into waterways
• Alter soil chemistry with pet waste
• Add to global carbon emissions through the pet food industry

One cited study from 2020 even claimed that the pet food industry uses more land than the entire United Kingdom and emits as much greenhouse gas as a mid-size industrial nation.

Americans Fire Back: “Leave Our Dogs Alone!”

Pet lovers across the country and around the world weren’t having it. Social media platforms lit up with outrage, mocking the article’s extreme tone. Many users responded by posting photos of their beloved dogs, calling the report ridiculous and out of touch.

“Did a cat write this?” joked conservative columnist Tim Carney.

Even some liberal voices admitted the piece went too far. The Young Turks host Ana Kasparian summed it up:

“Is there any enjoyable part of life these insufferable killjoys won’t attack?”

Gabriella Hoffman of the Independent Women’s Forum added:

“First, they came for the cows. Now, they’re coming for the dogs. What’s next?”

Why the Far Left Keeps Pushing the Climate Panic Button

This isn’t about dogs—it’s about control. The same radicals who want to ban gas stoves, limit your travel, and tell farmers how to raise cattle are now targeting your family pet. The goal is simple: guilt and regulate everyday Americans into submission using climate fear.

The report’s authors suggest leashing dogs in wildlife areas and keeping distance from nesting birds. But for millions of Americans, walking the dog isn’t just routine—it’s a connection to nature, health, and peace of mind. And no amount of alarmist rhetoric is going to change that.

What This Means for Freedom-Loving Americans

This latest anti-dog narrative is part of a disturbing trend. The modern environmental movement—once about protecting nature—is now obsessed with restricting how we live. Whether it’s your diet, your car, or now your dog, they want to control it all.

But the American people aren’t buying it. We know what matters: family, faith, freedom, and yes—our dogs.